December 2011
To save me the trouble of messaging every Aussie, Happy new year ~
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ninuhbutt replied to your video: Lol I’m lame
Ahhh! So cute! It’s a unicorn!
actually, it’s a penguin.
Lol I’m lame
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b-ry-an asked: LOL Did you go to the sex museum for school or just for fun? pahahah
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Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are? cause you really are :D
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mikeyavila:
I love looking back on memories I’ve made with other people. 2010 was the year I’ve met new people and 2011 was the year I’ve grew close with them. Thank you all for sticking with me and being lovely friends I’ve always wanted.
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Anonymous asked: Your voice is UNF
Ugh, just spend two hours cleaning the kitchen, living room, hall way, my own room and doing the laundry. Now I’m going to jack off, shower and then fold the laundry. Such a good boy that I am :)
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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate filipinos?
At the sex museum
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So like there’s this person that I’m no longer in a relationship with and like he would often get asked what’s he’s looking for in a significant other and it would be totally different from what I am. I don’t know, it just makes me think what a bad boyfriend I was.
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It’s almost new years eve and with that comes a set of new resolutions. I think the first thing I would have to list is me being more happy. To stop worrying about what might happen tomorrow and what I could have done better yesterday. I also want to distant myself from all the relationship related things because I don’t think it would work out if I’m not truly happy with myself....
Ugh, my face been breaking out. I shouldn’t be breaking out. I’m not at the age of breaking out anymore. WHY!?
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Me: Ugh, I'm so bored.
Cousin: Me too! We're like doing nothing while everyone's out having Christmas sex.
Ugh, I’ve been seeing posts about people being little bitches nagging about not getting the iPhone for Christmas. It really frustrated me of how spoiled a lot of people are and it just disgusts me in a way. I didn’t get anything for Christmas this year and I’m completely fine with that. I barely even got anything for my birthday but it’s fine because I spend these lovely...
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Anonymous asked: how old wer u wen u lost ur virginity?
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you? becas you look verry short lol but you're cute though
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Aboutme; #0099) For some odd reason, I really like...
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sparknotes version of sex stories
person 1: he showed his dick i laughed and i came.
person 2: he came in my mouth and i gaged twice
person 3: i failed to bottom and i got molested by a hot guy
person 4: i gave this guy a hand job and he came on my black jumpsuit.
person 5: its been a while, at least im making money
http://tinychat.com/choreocookiesz
this def made my day
Brother: omg i totally made his day, i think he wants my dick
Me: L M F A O
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Friend: I thought you were from Hawaii because you look kind of Tropical-ish.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Voxing with my brother and this moron keeps releasing the button too early because he can’t control his fingers.
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WHO HAS VOXER?!
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lilytrang:
Dear Viet Tran, Hihi, this is really late. I’m really sorry that it is. It was your birthday on December 13 which was the week of my finals and I apologized for not being able to make you a post for your birthday, but I did say I’d make one. So here it is! And you’re finally twenty-one which makes you an old-fart. OLD-FART! Just kidding, but that means you’re legal to finally drink...
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You should date a girl who reads.
mols:
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking...
Variations.
wewritewespeak:
I can’t call myself an expert but I’ve seen it all. Whether it is the short one-month flings or the lasting one-year that turned out to be all wrong. I’ve experienced them all, through friends. Depending on the person, being dumped or ending things themselves, dealing with break ups become different. For some, they feel as though there is nothing to live for. Actually, I could...
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Only I would run outside in shorts and a t-shirt when it’s freezing to drop a letter in the mailbox because I’m too lazy to get dressed.
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Seriously, starting a poke war on Facebook with my friend was my worst decision ever. Like normally you would do it once a day but he’s like constantly telling me to poke him back because he’s bored LOL omfg.
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I want to sleep with you. Not the kind of sleep where we just lay next to each others and wander off to our dreams but the kind of sleep where we fuck each others through out the night.
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I hate how you’re so worth it, but you’re not for me because I’m all wrong for...
– Lily Trang
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Aboutme; #0098) I don't like dubstep. At all.
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Me: Girls are good at multitasking.
Friend: Yeah they are. Cooking and talking. Cleaning and talking. Talking and talking. They can do everything and talking.
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Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 3, 12, 18.
Decided to get rid of my lip pierce.